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Data Study: Who Is The Best r/buffalobills Moderator?

2020.07.23 00:02 Pythnator Data Study: Who Is The Best r/buffalobills Moderator?

I have taken the task of determining based on a factual basis who the best moderator of this subreddit is. You can talk about who you feel is the friendliest one, which one bans or doesn't ban certain people, and things like that. The problem is, there is hard science to measure these things! We need to really look at it to make future decisions here should it get so out of hand there needs to be an authoritarian figure.
Thanks to a great Reddit data analyzer here that measures your last 1000 posts, we can determine different attributes of different moderators. A mod may be the friendliest or most dedicated, but that does not necessarily mean they are the best.
So, the way this is going to work is I will use this analyzer to rank mods based on various attributes and assign points based on rank, eg. 1st place g
ets 1 point, 10th place gets 10. The lower the moderator's overall number is the better they are.
These facts are not my opinion and cannot be disputed in any way, shape, or form.
The following attributes will be what the mods are ranked on:
Average karma per comment
Average karma per submission
Asshole meter (inverse of the kindness meter calculated by controversial posts plus text analysis, I just thought making it revolve around how big an asshole you are would be funnier and this is my post so you have to deal with it)
Text readability (calculated with the Flesch formula, low numbers mean better readability and therefore makes it easier for more readers)
Reddit attention (percentage of posts on Reddit that are a part of buffalobills)
Frequently used words (I'm not ranking these; everyone gets 10 points and 2 points get subtracted every time a Bills related word is mentioned in their top 10, yes this can be net negative if they have enough Bills words)
Controversy created (percentage of posts deemed controversial by Reddit, I don't know exactly how that works, forgive me)
I am not going to sort these tables by rank, it just makes it easier for me to input all the data and calculate it. I will still input the rank for a quick glance though.
Average karma per comment

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist 12 6
u/Moruitelda 1 16
u/BillsMod 3 14
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss 7 10
u/antoniohann 6 12
u/Dirtydeedsinc 16 2
u/bobmontana 9 8
u/GlucoseGlucose 10 7
u/SentientOoze 6 12
u/ZaDu25 3 14
u/KingMcSwag 7 10
u/FriedChickenIsTrash 15 3
u/pixel_pete 13 4
u/jiggs_ 13 4
u/Grinddbass 8 9
u/RedditBills 29 1
Average karma per submission

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist 118 5
u/Moruitelda N/A (0) 16
u/BillsMod 24 14
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss 43 10
u/antoniohann 118 5
u/Dirtydeedsinc 172 2
u/bobmontana 81 7
u/GlucoseGlucose 55 9
u/SentientOoze 63 8
u/ZaDu25 32 12
u/KingMcSwag 28 13
u/FriedChickenIsTrash 157 3
u/pixel_pete 19 15
u/jiggs_ 127 4
u/Grinddbass 37 11
u/RedditBills 416 1

Asshole meter

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist 6% 8
u/Moruitelda 73% 16
u/BillsMod 19% 13
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss 1% 3
u/antoniohann 0% 1
u/Dirtydeedsinc 4% 7
u/bobmontana 3% 5
u/GlucoseGlucose 15% 12
u/SentientOoze 2% 4
u/ZaDu25 49% 15
u/KingMcSwag 3% 5
u/FriedChickenIsTrash 46% 14
u/pixel_pete 13% 11
u/jiggs_ 11% 10
u/Grinddbass 8% 9
u/RedditBills 0% 1

Text readability

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist Low 5
u/Moruitelda Low 5
u/BillsMod Low 5
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss Very Low 1
u/antoniohann Low 5
u/Dirtydeedsinc Very Low 1
u/bobmontana Very Low 1
u/GlucoseGlucose Low 5
u/SentientOoze Low 5
u/ZaDu25 Low 5
u/KingMcSwag Very Low 1
u/FriedChickenIsTrash Medium 16
u/pixel_pete Low 5
u/jiggs_ Low 5
u/Grinddbass Low 5
u/RedditBills Low 5

Reddit attention

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist 6% 15
u/Moruitelda 3% 16
u/BillsMod 78% 6
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss 54% 11
u/antoniohann 90% 2
u/Dirtydeedsinc 76% 7
u/bobmontana 31% 13
u/GlucoseGlucose 56% 10
u/SentientOoze 62% 8
u/ZaDu25 7% 14
u/KingMcSwag 90% 2
u/FriedChickenIsTrash 58% 9
u/pixel_pete 34% 12
u/jiggs_ 79% 5
u/Grinddbass 90% 2
u/RedditBills 100% 1

Frequently used words

Mod Add/Subtract
u/Drunken_Economist +8
u/Moruitelda +10
u/BillsMod +8
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss +10
u/antoniohann +4
u/Dirtydeedsinc -2
u/bobmontana +2
u/GlucoseGlucose +4
u/SentientOoze +10
u/ZaDu25 +10
u/KingMcSwag +4
u/FriedChickenIsTrash +8
u/pixel_pete +6
u/jiggs_ +4
u/Grinddbass +-0
u/RedditBills +4

Controversy created

Mod Data Rank
u/Drunken_Economist 1.6% 10
u/Moruitelda 2.9% 14
u/BillsMod 2% 12
u/Look_Into_The_Abyss 0.2% 3
u/antoniohann 0% 1
u/Dirtydeedsinc 0.3% 4
u/bobmontana 0.5% 5
u/GlucoseGlucose 3.4% 16
u/SentientOoze 0.5% 5
u/ZaDu25 3% 15
u/KingMcSwag 0.8% 7
u/FriedChickenIsTrash 1.9% 11
u/pixel_pete 2.3% 13
u/jiggs_ 1.3% 8
u/Grinddbass 1.4% 9
u/RedditBills 0% 1
Before we get to the overall results, here is a compilation of some of the best and worst comments these mods have posted. I won't tell you who posted what and without context, you'll have to guess.
"while true, I'd rather a taste of alcohol from a wet wipe than the error in the other direction, esp for a new partner"
"b u f f a l o d o l p h i n s"
"He's got such small hands. When he snapchatted "Wish y'all would help me cum" he wasn't being erotic, he was literally asking for help because his hands are too small to get the job done."
"Why would they? Condom sex sucks"
"Lady giving her a cat a bath, she furiously rubs the spot at the base of the tail, which is an erogenous zone, cat proceeds to nut. Literally, you hear the drips into the water and see the look of horror on her face."
"IW must be well aware of the fact that nearly every map in the game is universally hated and removed map votes/rotate 24/7 modes out so people are forced to play all the maps. Probably to justify the file size. If they removed every map besides Shoot house and shipment pubs would be 100x more playable. I pretty much just don't play until Shoot house 24/7 is there. The other maps are unbearable."
"Josh Allen is a bust."
"Groban. EDIT: HIS VOICE IS ANGELIC"
Conclusion
After all the data collected, it has been determined that the best mod is RedditBills, wow, you're all that inept you let a friggin bot do your job better? ROFL
After all the data collected, it has been determined that the best human moderator is your very own sub dad, u/Dirtydeedsinc! Congratulations!
The data collected also shows that the worst mod is [REDACTED].
Reminder that these facts are not up for discussion.
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2019.11.24 00:41 PearlLemons What’s the strangest way you had an orgasm?

Mine was about 10 years ago. I was listening to Josh Groban’s “Noel” on stereo in my room. I was so turned on by the bass in his voice I decided to spread my legs in front of the stereo and the vibrations from the volume and his voice at the peak point of the song caused me to have one of the most intense orgasms I ever had til date. Can’t replicate that orgasm I had under any circumstance. Not with vibrator’s, sex partners, or the stereo (again).
That’s by far the strangest way I came (no pun) to orgasm.
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2019.01.05 19:07 MaryInMaryland SPOILERS [S3E10] - On-the-record PREDICTIONS for the prequel comic and/or S4...please add yours!

To tide us over while we wait for the Mr. Robot prequel comic and S4, I'm starting an on-the-record prediction thread.
Please include anything you think could happen with characters, events, situations, themes, and/or songs.
I'll start, please add yours. Cheers!
NOTE - these predictions span the collective information contained in the prequel comic and S4 of Mr. Robot. Also I really did number these 1 - 25 but reddit doesn't show correct numbers.

  1. We will learn that Angela had some sort of previous publicized scandal in her history, possibly involving a crime, more likely involving a sexual situation that occurred before the start of S1, or perhaps worked in the sex industry (this based on spoken references and direct degrading comments/treatment of her character by several folks, including Terry Colby, lawyer Nayar, Dom, and Steve the plumber). This probable event in her life was likely almost as big of a deal to her as her Mother's death, and has offered additional motivation to her character since before we met Angela.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6bhwh7/spoilers_s1e7_thru_s2_did_angela_have_some_event/

  1. We will learn that a character we thought was dead is not (could be Edward Alderson, Gideon Goddard, Lester Moore, James Hobbes, or maybe even Shayla?). I have no specific prediction about who might not be dead, and others have posts/theories surrounding that. I'm just thinking a general "misinformation feed" or faked death kind of thing.

  1. We will FINALLY learn about/meet the elusive JAMES HOBBES who played a critical role in the 5/9 hack, keeping the honeypot offline long enough for the 5/9 hack to take place (we saw footage of phone calls with James Hobbes and both Gideon and Tyrell), made the FBI board, and allegedly committed suicide.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/7q16rp/spoilers_s3e10_why_did_we_never_meet_character_in/

  1. There will be increased focus on drugs. Could be on the pharmaceutical/experimental side and/or illegal drug trade side, or we could learn that Edward being "sick" might have been drug addiction (as well as cancer), perhaps Ecorp was literally lacing all their products with some drugs to extort control over the population, or something experimental that Elliot takes to enhance his abilities, but they will play some more pivotal part of S4. Since Vera is back, seems like a reasonable idea. :)
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/a3zlju/spoilers_s3e10_birds_ice_cream_trucks_drugs_on_m

  1. fsociety will play a much larger role as a full-on army in S4:
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/ai1iet/spoilers_s3e10_lets_discuss_fsociety_and_why_it/

  1. Season 4 Episode 10 will be a SURREAL/DREAM episode since there is a +2 pattern per season to those eps (S1E4, S2E6, S3E8....so S4E10).
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/7gfh9m/spoilers_s3e7_i_have_a_dreamor_a_prediction_of_a/

  1. We will see increased focus on government/military/politics, most likely on intelligence agencies like NSA (or even a more covert intelligence agency like provervial "men in black").

  1. There will be more focus on criminal operations and dark web operatives/activities.

  1. We will see these characters again, either in a current timeline and/or alternate reality and/or a flashback: Lloyd, Gideon, Gideon's ex-hubby Harry, Kareem, Romero, Magda, and Joanna. Not sure if we will get a Bill sighthing, but I hope for one. :)

  1. Romero's death was NOT an accident, nor was the computer rigging and FBI agent names list left out in plain sight. That was a move planned BY ELLIOT to get the FBI involved in Romero's case so he would later be able to use Romero's computer data (confiscated and stored in SENTINEL by the FBI) and be walked in the front door of SENTINEL, under the guise of trying to find the decryption keys allegedly "exported" by Romero (even though it was Elliot/Robot the whole time).
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/akfsei/spoiler_s3e10_foreshadowing_from_pilot_of_romero/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6v32q7/spoilers_s2e4_possibility_about_romeros_back/

  1. We will get our 4th and final Josh Groban reference...1 per season so far. Maybe he will even make a cameo? :)

  1. We will learn in that in S3, Elliot owned and/or set himself up to own many organizations/assets right under our noses while telling us he was doing something else. I believe he acquired and/or set himself up to own ECOIN and Sentinel, and probably the new tech prototype with ecorp that Tyrell referenced in S1E3 (which may or may not be related to WhiteRose's project). At the end of S3 he still owned ecorp and the DA, and probably still owns Vera's opp from S1.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/9643bs/spoilers_s3e10_how_much_information_and_how_many/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/ac3uot/spoilers_s3e10_the_loop_of_elliot_saving_the/

  1. A guy who is BALD will be significant in S4. Whether we've met this person before (like Frank Cody), or whether they are newly bald, that person will factor into S4 in a new or more important role.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/8u7t0t/spoilers_s3e10_we_will_probably_meet_a_bald_dark/

  1. We will also meet a brother of an existing character, or have a brother relationship revealed that we didn't know existed. Brother could be dead or in a flashback serving as motivation, just some additional emphasis on a "brother" theme.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/8u8062/spoilers_s3e10_oh_brother_where_art_thou_are_we/

  1. We will learn that the information we have about about Elliot's mom MADGA thus far isn't accurate (much like Elliot's window fall story).
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/8uob7g/spoilers_s3e10_lets_talk_about_magda_and_he
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/adugm2/spoliers_s3e10_discussion_is_magda_just_like_and/

  1. Darlene will die and Elliot will be the cause her death (based upon the multiple visual/verbal omens of death surrounding Darlene the whole series, Elliot's utterances from S3, and her line from the S2 sitcom dream where she says "Oh BROTHER, kill me now").
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6xmwvi/is_one_of_darlenes_lines_in_the_word_up_wednesday/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6w9waw/the_people_who_died_song_playing_the_animal/

  1. We will find out that a young Elliot visited his father Edward at work at Ecorp (alluded to in the store-naming sequence of S2) on more than one occasion, and might have met some other folks at that time (like Price, Moore, and/or WhiteRose). A young Elliot might even have pickpocketed a key/keycard or picked a lock (like we've already seen him do) and wandered around on his own while there.....
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aec7ig/spoilers_s3e10_war_gamesdid_elliot_hack_the_in/

  1. We will find out that LLOYD worked with Elliot (directly or through a partner like the Dark Army) behind the scenes on the ecorp hack of the pilot, and possibly more.

  1. We will find out that Elliot's busts of criminals are not quite as selfless as we originally thought, and that while taking them down, Elliot was absorbing some of their funds/resources and/or targeting their takedowns for more strategic reasons.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6vopfa/spoiler_s2e12_show_us_the_money_aka_what_happened/

  1. Undoing the hack will be harmful and will be the next move in Elliot's revolution, despite the optimistic tone to the end of S3. If Elliot owns Ecoin, which I think he does by the end of S3 (without telling us), and he locks it up like the hot/cold wallet situation that plagued Ray in S2 (which I think Elliot was behind) while undoing the hack restores debt records, then people will owe money and have none to use to pay their debt, stirring the pot of social unrest even more.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/9643bs/spoilers_s3e10_how_much_information_and_how_many/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/ac3uot/spoilers_s3e10_the_loop_of_elliot_saving_the/

  1. We're going to revisit that INFOSEC infosec gig (allegedly associated with Wall Street) that Elliot got fired from, where he told us he got locked in and smashed up the server room over a holiday weekend, his financial hacking, and introducton to Krista as his court-mandated counselor.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/94qn9s/spoilers_s3e10_lets_discuss_elliot_getting_locked/

  1. We will get one or more of these artists/songs in S4: David Bowie, A Flock of Seagulls (especially "I Ran" or "Wishing [Photograph of You]"), Heaven 17 (especially "Let Me Go"), and/or REM (especially "It's The End Of The World As We Know it [and I feel fine] )".

  1. The show is going to go in a VERY fringe/experimental science to sci-fi direction in S4, possibly involving theoretical physics/space/alien tech/etc, per all the super-subtle hints to this stuff from S1 forward. Even if it does, it could still return to some more "everyday" realistic scenario, but seems like it could go big into scifi before it goes home into more "realism" and dealing with Elliot's personal trauma/problems. :)
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aephm3/spoilers_s3e10_the_model_for_whiteroses/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/ag2olz/spoilers_s3e10_space_the_final_frontier_for_m
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/amy5b3/spoilers_s3e10_hidden_references_that_tie/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/angknf/spoilers_s3e10_is_whiteroses_project_an/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aql34l/spoilers_s3e10_following_a_physics_trail_from/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/b61t9u/spoilers_s3e10_was_the_mass_of_the_s1_hack_a_beta/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/amwi2j/spoilers_s3e10_decoding_predicting_mrrobot_using/

  1. WhiteRose's project will be some fringe/sci-fi device that is intended to access parallel universes through wormholes/black holes or Einstein-Rosen (ER) bridges. It will require some incredible math calculations and mapping (with googols being cited) to ultimately work, will use an overlapping torus (donut-shaped) model of universe/consciousness/reality, and will somehow involve the sun and magnetism (probably by harnessing the sun's power and/or using the sun to create a wormhole/black hole). The reason she wants to use it in the Congo is due to the solar-proximal equatorial nature of the Luwow mine location, as well as for the mine materials that can be used to make some unique magnets, including rare-earth minerals and uranium. Elliot will play a vital role in trying to use this device.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aephm3/spoilers_s3e10_the_model_for_whiteroses/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/angknf/spoilers_s3e10_is_whiteroses_project_an/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aql34l/spoilers_s3e10_following_a_physics_trail_from/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/b61t9u/spoilers_s3e10_was_the_mass_of_the_s1_hack_a_beta/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/b56y41/spoilers_s3e10_items_referenced_over_and_over_in/

  1. And finally, the theory that I've held for more than two years: Elliot is the VILLAIN and has been deceiving us about his nature/intentions and about his DID. I question if Elliot even has DID, or if he does, if it was truly the struggle he told us it was. If Elliot does have one or more identities, then my bet is that they are compartmentalized, self-programmed choices (much like his "EVILcorp" self-reprogramming), similar to the movie TOTAL RECALL, set up to carry out his agenda believably. If he does have naturally-occurring DID, then I'm guessing that the two (or more) sides of Elliot were NOT reallyu at odds and were fighting only to distract us while working TOGETHER to advance their revolution.
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/5tn7db/spoilers_s1e1_for_entire_series_sam_esmails/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6yjarg/why_does_mr_robot_need_to_battle_elliot_when_he/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/6whgb9/mr_robot_made_a_tense_error_when_speaking_to/
https://www.reddit.com/MrRobot/comments/aejqu1/spoilers_s3e10_if_elliot_is_to_us_about_what_he/

I don't expect all of these to be correct or for folks to agree with me, and I'm fine with being wrong on anything that I misread. A couple of these ideas are even potentially at odds with others (especially with respect to Elliot). Regardless, I wanted to get this down and place some bets now. :) And YES, I really did number each point correctly and they don't all say "1." when I read in "edit", so apologies about the wonky reddit number display.

OK, your turn....please post any predictions you have for the comic and/or season 4. Take care and have a good weekend! :)
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2017.11.08 20:16 autotldr Josh Groban To Star Opposite Tony Danza In ‘The Good Cop’ Netflix Series

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 18%. (I'm a bot)
In his first major TV role, singer-songwriter and actor Josh Groban has been cast as the co-lead opposite Tony Danza in The Good Cop, a 10-episode straight-to-series father-son dramedy crime procedural for Netflix.
The project, inspired by a format from Israeli production company Yes, hails from Monk creatoexecutive producer Andy Breckman and directoexecutive producer Randy Zisk.
Written by Breckman, who serves as showrunner, The Good Cop centers on Tony Sr., a disgraced former NYPD officer who never followed the rules.
He lives with his son, Tony Jr., an earnest, obsessively honest NYPD detective who makes a point of always following the rules.
This "Odd couple" become unofficial partners as Tony Sr. offers his overly cautious son blunt, streetwise advice on everything from handling suspects to handling women.
Breckman, Zisk and 3 Arts' Howard Klein executive produce alongside Yes, with Zisk set to direct the first episode of the Netflix original production.
Summary Source FAQ Feedback Top keywords: Tony#1 produce#2 Zisk#3 Breckman#4 rules#5
Post found in /television.
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2016.04.03 08:42 SuperSlavisWife On Preferences and Requirements in Dating.

I think it's safe to say that when we women look for an LTR or a husband, we have a list of desirable traits as long as our arm. Well, Julie's the same. She's not too old to have children, she's had a few boyfriends but not anything long-term and she wants that to change. She wants a husband, a father for her future children, a captain. So she writes herself a list, considering she will be able to measure it up against friends, co-workers and dating profiles online until she meets "Mr Right".
Julie's List:
-tall (6'2"+)
-handsome (somewhere between Rupert Everett and Josh Groban)
-built, but not too bulky, like a swimmer, not a bodybuilder
-of Mediterranean or Hispanic descent
-knows how to cook and clean
-is chivalrous
-was never a PUA or similar
-never married
-over 35
-owns his own car and house
-not employed in any manual job
-earns enough for good holidays
-wants no less than 2 and no more than 3 children
-likes pets
-no allergies
-doesn't follow some special weirdo diet
-doesn't do drugs, drink or take supplements
Armed with her list, Julie starts looking for a man. She meets plenty of handsome, tall, lean men. But some don't want children, or don't want children yet. Some are still paying off a mortgage. Some ride bikes instead of drive cars. Some want a dog but no cats. Some spend too many hours in the gym and follow diets where you can't have pizza or ice-cream or cheese. Some are not quite brown enough. Some aren't polite enough to her. Some choose "staycation" holidays. Some just aren't attractive and she adds them to her list: no male nurses, no computer technicians, no crossfitters, no reptile owners, no mature students, no travelling businessmen...
After the ninth failed date, the twelfth ruled-out friend and the third rejection from a coworker, Julie returns home alone once again and opens a tub of ice-cream. It's so unfair! She's kind-of reinvented herself, gone teatotal, spent time and money on dates and she still hasn't found a husband. Where have all the good men gone?
A month later her best friend has got engaged. She resents it a little, but reminds herself how important it is not to fight over something neither of them can control. Having written her a congratulating email, right before sending, she adds:
"PS: How do you do it? You must have worked some magic magnetism to attract that man!"
Her friend responds by saying there are plenty of marriageable men out there. But there aren't. Are there?
Lying in bed that night, Julie puts her hand on her stomach and wonders whether she'll ever be able to have children. She may have decades to go, she could freeze her eggs, but... for what? If no man will settle with her, if no man will have children with her, then it doesn't matter what she does.
The next morning, after a partially sleepless night, she calls her friend as she prepares her make-up for work.
"I just don't know how you do it Susan! You dated a few guys and out of nowhere he just appears. You get your second date. Four years later you're married."
"We just 'clicked', you know?"
Julie sighs. "No, I don't."
"It's hard to explain, but when you date with a goal in mind, you eventually find someone who wants someone like you as much as you want someone like them."
"Uh-huh..."
"OK, OK, what I mean is, we started seeing each other and we wanted the same things in life, so we figured we could chase them together. After a few years we've worked out where we want to be and that we want to be there together."
"But how do you find someone who wants what you want? I mean, the list just gets bigger and bigger! How on Earth am I going to find a man who meets all the requirements?"
Susan laughs. "Surely there can't be that many?"
"Wait, I'll get the list..."
Julie reads the list to her friend, who went from affirming and laughing to gradually silent.
"So?" Julie gasps in exasperation.
"Are you serious?"
"What do you mean?"
"You want a fit, allergy-free toned, olive-skinned man over 35 who eats pizza, has never been married or slept around, who doesn't drink or take supplements, who wants kids and pets and who earns the living of a Dr?"
"Well, when you put it like that it sounds daft, yes."
"Woman, you're daft. If there is such a man out there, he's probably the sort of social recluse you wouldn't want to date anyway. Or asexual. Or gay."
"Now that's just rude."
"Julie, I don't mean to be, but listen, if a guy wanted a blonde bombshell, 20 year old Swedish supermodel with an IQ of 150 who wants no kids and pets, will support him for life and spend all day baking and cleaning for him, then I'd tell him the same damn thing."
"Is it really that ridiculous? I'm never going to find anyone, am I?"
"Julie, listen. I don't think you actually need all those things in a man. In fact I don't think you actually want them! I'm gonna pop round your house tomorrow and we'll revise your list together, right?"
"Sure..."
The next day, Julie sits apprehensively staring at her list. Can it really be fixed? Could she really let anything go? This is the man she'd set her heart on. And yet, maybe he really doesn't exist? Or maybe he really wouldn't fancy her?
A knock at the door. Julie lets Susan in and makes a tea before sitting down to business.
"So, what do you need in a man?"
"Well, make him handsome and-"
"No, no, no! That's not a need. That's a preference, a perk. What do you NEED? What would be impossible to live without, what would need to tie-in with your future?"
"Well... I want children. Two or three. No more, but not just one."
"Good, that's better." Susan grins. "So we need a guy who wants two or three children. What else?"
Slowly they worked through the list. Now, the stripped list looks like this...
Julie's Revised List:
-physically healthy
-is polite
-over 25
-wants no less than 2 and no more than 3 children
-likes pets
-doesn't do drugs
Julie looks at her list and frowns. "But what if we're not a match?"
"Then you carry on dating. It's not like the first guy to walk in will be Prince Charming. Eventually you'll find someone good. There are enough marriageable guys out there."
That same day Julie goes and changs her online dating profile. She starts forcing herself to talk with the men she'd initially have rejected. She even sends messages to ones she'd previously ignored, apologizing and making the odd excuse for her lack of response.
She tries to only have one or two dates a week, to let her think every partner over.
After a few months she meets Dave. She wouldn't consider him gorgeous, but there is something about him that was pleasant to look at and draws her in. He is polite and has interesting things to talk about. He is a little younger than she'd have liked at 28, but she sees so much potential in him. He loves dogs and children. Dave is also half-Hispanic, which she considers a big plus. Now she's going steady with him. She started drinking again, in moderation. They're going to the gym together. He sometimes cooks for her and she makes an effort to cook his favourites for him. She isn't sure if he's the guy she wants to marry, but he's definitely the guy she wants to be with now. He makes her happy and she's finding herself more attracted to his figure and less bothered by his income every day. It doesn't matter. He's good conversation, good in bed, a strong leader and an excellent candidate for future father of her children. And she's thankful she let him into her life.
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2016.01.28 06:07 BreckensMama Things To Do! 01/27/2016 - 02/04/2016

Hey everyone! I hope y'all have been having a great New Year so far. I've got a pretty good list this week, but as always if you know about something that I've missed please feel free to share with us! This is far from an exhaustive list, and so I'm sure there are lots of great things I've not heard about.
On to the list!
ETA: I was reminded in the comments that the Magnolia Theater in Dallas will be airing the Oscar Nominated Shorts, both Live Action Shorts and Animated Shorts, starting on Jan 29th. I don't know how long they will run, and the website still says 'Coming Soon', but I highly recommend you check back on their site for these.
OPENING THIS WEEK
HITCHCOCK/TRUFFAUT at Texas Theatre, Jan 28 - Feb 4.
‘Whew!....that’s a relief’ exhibit at The Gallery @ UTA, Jan 29 - Mar 30.
FOCUS: Glen Kaino exhibit at the Modern Art Museum, Jan 30 - April 17.
The Bridges of Madison County at Music Hall @ Fair Park, Feb 2 - 14.
THIS WEEKEND
IF/THEN at the Winspear Opera House, Jan 27 - 31.
Ufficio Pop Up Restaurant at Panther Island Pavilion, Jan 27-30.
‘Chimes at Midnight’ at the Magnolia @ the Modern, Jan 29 - 31.
ZestFest at the Irving Convention Center, Jan 29 - 31.
Mozart #39 at the Meyerson, Jan 29 - 31.
Inventory Sale at Recycled Books in Denton, Jan 29 - 31.
Viva Italia! at Bass Hall, Jan 29 - 31.
Denton Black Film Festival at Campus Theatre in Denton, Jan 29 - 31.
The Harlem Globetrotters at the AAC, Jan 30 - 31.
Hodgepodge Market at Lakeland Plaza, Jan 30 - 31.
NTX Comic Book Show at the Doubletree Dallas Market Center, Jan 30 - 31.
Travel & Adventure Show at the Dallas Convention Center, Jan 30 - 31.
Pop Up Sale at Marcel Vintage, Jan 30 - 31.
Girl Scout Cookie & Beer Pairings at Luck @ Trinity Groves, Jan 31 - Feb 4.
The Amazing Acro-Cats Dive Into Dallas at Texas Theater, Feb 2 - 3.
THURSDAY JANUARY 28TH
Justin Timberlake Sing Along at Alamo Drafthouse.
Women in Arts Talk at the DMA.
Rifftrax: The Room at select theaters.
FRIDAY JANUARY 29TH
Through The Lens at The Grove, Dallas.
Ghostbusters Screening and Art Auction at Texas Theater.
Nawkr Launch Party at The Wild Detectives.
‘The Room’ is the midnight movie at the Inwood Theater.
Studio Five90 at the Kimbell Art Museum.
SATURDAY JANUARY 30TH
LAST CHANCE Art Con Select at the Kettle Art Gallery, Jan 14 - 30.
LAST CHANCE The Tumbleweed Round Up at the Artisan Center Theatre, through Jan 30.
‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ is the midnight movie at the Inwood Theater.
Hypnotic Donut Dash at Fair Park.
Meditations for Daily Life at the DMA.
Turandot Live at select theaters.
Division Brewing is having another open to the public day.
Mardi Gras Dallas Masquerade Ball at The Bomb Factory.
Grand Opening of Local Hub Bicycle Company.
Don’t Swap Believin’ V at The Lost Toys.
A Study In Contrast at the Modern Art Museum.
360 Speaker Series: Piero Golia at the Nasher Sculpture Center.
SUNDAY JANUARY 31ST
LAST CHANCE Light Up the Sky will be at Theatre Arlington, Jan 15-31.
LAST CHANCE Sightings: Alex Israel exhibit at the Nasher Sculpture Center, through January 31.
LAST CHANCE ‘Clarkston’ at Studio Theater, Dec 3 - Jan 31.
LAST CHANCE FOCUS: Joyce Pensato exhibit closes.
Looped: Sound at the Nasher Sculpture Center.
‘Films About Art: How Much Does Your Building Weigh, Mr. Foster’ at Texas Theater with the Nasher Sculpture Center.
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 2ND
‘On The Town’ screening at the Magnolia Theatre.
Oral Fixation: Partner In Crime at Dallas City Performance Hall.
‘Groundhog Day’ at Studio Movie Grill, $3 tickets.
Ron Paul is giving a lecture at College Park at UTA.
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 3RD
Bar Politics: Immigration Edition at Absinthe Lounge.
Deep Ellum Mardi Crawl beginning at Wit’s End.
Turandot Live at select theaters.
‘Crazy Stupid Love’ at Studio Movie Grill, $3 tickets.
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 4TH
Hot Chocolate Expo at Fair Park, Feb 4 - 5.
Cliburn at the Kimbell at the Kimbell Art Museum.
Drink ‘N Draw at The Basement Gallery.
National Geographic Live at the Perot Museum.
Josh Groban: Stages Live at select theaters.
First Thursday at the Perot Museum.
An Evening with Branford Marsalis at Dallas City Performance Hall.
ONGOING EVENTS
EXTENDED DATES! Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be playing on the IMAX screen at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History, Dec 18 - March 18.
Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo at Will Rogers Coliseum, Jan 15 - Feb 6.
Chalet Dallas at the Nasher Sculpture Center, through Feb 7.
Gustave Caillebotte: The Painter’s Eye exhibition at the Kimbell Art Museum, Nov 8 - Feb 14.
Oil at Theater Three, Jan 25 - Feb 14.
The Lord of the Flies at WaterTower Theatre, Jan 25 - Feb 14.
That Day: Laura Wilson at the Amon Carter Museum of American Art, Sep 5 - Feb 14.
Forever Plaid at the Artisan Center Theatre, through Feb 20.
Tales of the American West at the Amon Carter Museum, Sept 5 - Feb 21.
Creatures of Light: Nature’s Bioluminescence exhibition at the Perot Museum through February 21.
$5 Admission to the Dallas Arboretum through Feb 26.
Romeo & Juliet at the Kalita Humphrey’s Theater, Jan 27 - Feb 28.
The Oil and Gas Show at the Level Gallery, Jan 28 - Feb 28.
Decadence: Fashion of the 1920’s, a fashion exhibit inspired by and celebrating the final season of Downton Abbey, at the Galleria Jan 22 - Feb 28. Penguin Days, $5 admission to the Dallas Zoo through February 29.
Bastien and Bastienne at the Winspear, through March 5.
Rossini and Company at the Winpsear, through March 13.
‘Alexander Gorlizki: Variable Dimensions’ exhibit at the Crow Collection, Sept 12 - March 20.
‘Jackson Pollock: Blind Spot’ exhibit at the DMA, Nov 20 - Mar 20.
Exploring America exhibit opens at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History, Dec 19 - March 19.
A new exhibit by Ann Veronica Janssens at the Nasher, Jan 23 - Apr 17.
Omni IMAX: Coral Reef Adventure at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History, Jan 1 - May 27.
Modern Opulence in Vienna at the DMA, through May 29.
Lonesome Dove: The Art of Story at the Sid Richardson Museum, Jan 15 - June 19.
Spirit and Matter exhibit at the DMA, through July 31.
RECURRING EVENTS/COOL THINGS AROUND TOWN
The Dallas Swing Dance Society will host lessons and dances on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Saturdays of the month.
Geeks Who Drink host trivia at various places and locations throughout the Metroplex, including Alamo Drafthouse on Mondays, Cedar Springs Tap House Tuesday at 7, and Bryan Street Tavern Wednesday at 8.
Free Improv Jam Session and Open Mic Night every Tuesday at the Dallas Comedy House, among various other fun activities weekly.
Various shows at the Planetarium at UT Arlington.
Vintage Train Rides in Grapevine.
Open Gym with Dallas Elite Dogdeball on Tuesday evenings.
Various classes are offered at the Dallas Arboretum weekly, everything from silk screening to gardening information to fused glass making.
Pawnee Bill's Wild West Show every weekend at the Stockyards.
Parkour In the Park has free classes every Saturday at the Water Gardens in Fort Worth, Reverchon Park in Dallas, or Robert E. Lee Park in Dallas.
Every Tuesday is Open Mic Night at the Free Man in Deep Ellum.
Every Thursday night is Bingo Night at City Park Café at Main Street Garden.
At Alamo Drafthouse in Richardson every Sunday is Board Game Night and Tuesdays are Tiki Bingo Night.
Stockyards Rodeo every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm in the Stockyards.
Every Saturday is the Coppell Farmers Market in Old Town Coppell.
Tuesday Tease weekly at Sue Ellen’s Dallas.
Trinity Hall has lots of weekly things, like Pub Trivia on Sundays and Texas Hold ‘Em on Mondays.
Pub Quiz on Wednesdays at Ten Bells Tavern.
Book a trapeze class at Skyline Trapeze in Dallas.
Amazing Scavenger Hunt Adventures let you tour Dallas while doing an Amazing Race style scavenger hunt on your smart phone.
Have a great one, see you next week!
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2015.12.10 19:46 amProbablyPooping [#16] Kat Dennings believes partner Josh Groban is a professional. She Sing a Song of Josh Groban's Praise , He Wrote About Her. [worldnews] 6 comments

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2014.10.21 11:11 SuperSlavisWife On Preferences and Requirements in Dating.

I think it's safe to say that when we women look for an LTR or a husband, we have a list of desirable traits as long as our arm. Well, Julie's the same. She's not too old to have children, she's had a few boyfriends but not anything long-term and she wants that to change. She wants a husband, a father for her future children, a captain. So she writes herself a list, considering she will be able to measure it up against friends, co-workers and dating profiles online until she meets "Mr Right".
Julie's List:
-tall (6'2"+)
-handsome (somewhere between Rupert Everett and Josh Groban)
-built, but not too bulky, like a swimmer, not a bodybuilder
-of Mediterranean or Hispanic descent
-knows how to cook and clean
-is chivalrous
-was never a PUA or similar
-never married
-over 35
-owns his own car and house
-not employed in any manual job
-earns enough for good holidays
-wants no less than 2 and no more than 3 children
-likes pets
-no allergies
-doesn't follow some special weirdo diet
-doesn't do drugs, drink or take supplements
Armed with her list, Julie starts looking for a man. She meets plenty of handsome, tall, lean men. But some don't want children, or don't want children yet. Some are still paying off a mortgage. Some ride bikes instead of drive cars. Some want a dog but no cats. Some spend too many hours in the gym and follow diets where you can't have pizza or ice-cream or cheese. Some are not quite brown enough. Some aren't polite enough to her. Some choose "staycation" holidays. Some just aren't attractive and she adds them to her list: no male nurses, no computer technicians, no crossfitters, no reptile owners, no mature students, no travelling businessmen...
After the ninth failed date, the twelfth ruled-out friend and the third rejection from a coworker, Julie returns home alone once again and opens a tub of ice-cream. It's so unfair! She's kind-of reinvented herself, gone teatotal, spent time and money on dates and she still hasn't found a husband. Where have all the good men gone?
A month later her best friend has got engaged. She resents it a little, but reminds herself how important it is not to fight over something neither of them can control. Having written her a congratulating email, right before sending, she adds:
"PS: How do you do it? You must have worked some magic magnetism to attract that man!"
Her friend responds by saying there are plenty of marriageable men out there. But there aren't. Are there?
Lying in bed that night, Julie puts her hand on her stomach and wonders whether she'll ever be able to have children. She may have decades to go, she could freeze her eggs, but... for what? If no man will settle with her, if no man will have children with her, then it doesn't matter what she does.
The next morning, after a partially sleepless night, she calls her friend as she prepares her make-up for work.
"I just don't know how you do it Susan! You dated a few guys and out of nowhere he just appears. You get your second date. Four years later you're married."
"We just 'clicked', you know?"
Julie sighs. "No, I don't."
"It's hard to explain, but when you date with a goal in mind, you eventually find someone who wants someone like you as much as you want someone like them."
"Uh-huh..."
"OK, OK, what I mean is, we started seeing each other and we wanted the same things in life, so we figured we could chase them together. After a few years we've worked out where we want to be and that we want to be there together."
"But how do you find someone who wants what you want? I mean, the list just gets bigger and bigger! How on Earth am I going to find a man who meets all the requirements?"
Susan laughs. "Surely there can't be that many?"
"Wait, I'll get the list..."
Julie reads the list to her friend, who went from affirming and laughing to gradually silent.
"So?" Julie gasps in exasperation.
"Are you serious?"
"What do you mean?"
"You want a fit, allergy-free toned, olive-skinned man over 35 who eats pizza, has never been married or slept around, who doesn't drink or take supplements, who wants kids and pets and who earns the living of a Dr?"
"Well, when you put it like that it sounds daft, yes."
"Woman, you're daft. If there is such a man out there, he's probably the sort of social recluse you wouldn't want to date anyway. Or asexual. Or gay."
"Now that's just rude."
"Julie, I don't mean to be, but listen, if a guy wanted a blonde bombshell, 20 year old Swedish supermodel with an IQ of 150 who wants no kids and pets, will support him for life and spend all day baking and cleaning for him, then I'd tell him the same damn thing."
"Is it really that ridiculous? I'm never going to find anyone, am I?"
"Julie, listen. I don't think you actually need all those things in a man. In fact I don't think you actually want them! I'm gonna pop round your house tomorrow and we'll revise your list together, right?"
"Sure..."
The next day, Julie sits apprehensively staring at her list. Can it really be fixed? Could she really let anything go? This is the man she'd set her heart on. And yet, maybe he really doesn't exist? Or maybe he really wouldn't fancy her?
A knock at the door. Julie lets Susan in and makes a tea before sitting down to business.
"So, what do you need in a man?"
"Well, make him handsome and-"
"No, no, no! That's not a need. That's a preference, a perk. What do you NEED? What would be impossible to live without, what would need to tie-in with your future?"
"Well... I want children. Two or three. No more, but not just one."
"Good, that's better." Susan grins. "So we need a guy who wants two or three children. What else?"
Slowly they worked through the list. Now, the stripped list looks like this...
Julie's Revised List:
-physically healthy
-is polite
-over 25
-wants no less than 2 and no more than 3 children
-likes pets
-doesn't do drugs
Julie looks at her list and frowns. "But what if we're not a match?"
"Then you carry on dating. It's not like the first guy to walk in will be Prince Charming. Eventually you'll find someone good. There are enough marriageable guys out there."
That same day Julie goes and changs her online dating profile. She starts forcing herself to talk with the men she'd initially have rejected. She even sends messages to ones she'd previously ignored, apologizing and making the odd excuse for her lack of response.
She tries to only have one or two dates a week, to let her think every partner over.
After a few months she meets Dave. She wouldn't consider him gorgeous, but there is something about him that was pleasant to look at and draws her in. He is polite and has interesting things to talk about. He is a little younger than she'd have liked at 28, but she sees so much potential in him. He loves dogs and children. Dave is also half-Hispanic, which she considers a big plus. Now she's going steady with him. She started drinking again, in moderation. They're going to the gym together. He sometimes cooks for her and she makes an effort to cook his favourites for him. She isn't sure if he's the guy she wants to marry, but he's definitely the guy she wants to be with now. He makes her happy and she's finding herself more attracted to his figure and less bothered by his income every day. It doesn't matter. He's good conversation, good in bed, a strong leader and an excellent candidate for future father of her children. And she's thankful she let him into her life.
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